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Default Praise Jesus for the oil spill - 05-19-2010, 05:04 AM
Oh, the LORD works in wondrous ways! JESUS, looking down from heaven saw that real American fisherman were being replaced by VietCongolese boat people who catch things that GOD has forbidden (Leviticus 11:10) and worship their Hindaloo demon. So Jesus used the oil slick to destroy their fishing gounds. In his mercy, he only had to kill 11 people to do it. And he made sure it was a foreigner, British Petroleum, that lost the oil, not some good American company like Exxon. Praise JESUS!
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