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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Amen, Sister!
However, it has to be noted that a new and very much improved version of the Harry Potter books has already been created by a Christian housewife.
Please do click, I believe you will be immediately struck and smitten by its superb artistic value. Its amazing quality is practically impossible to match. The only reason why the author hasn't gotten the Nobel Literature Prize yet is the award committee's hatred towards all True Christians™.  |
It's beautifully written. Much better than the source material, that's for sure.
I do think it could use a stronger ending, like the Earth itself opening up under those disgusting atheists, sending them and their house tumbling into Hell. Perhaps they could even be impaled on red-hot demon phalluses. Oh well. There's certainly room for a sequel.