I have some business/lobbyist friends in Washington who have told me all about their plans for Operation Canadian Freedom. After Ted's election previously hidden evidence of Canada's WMD program will come to light. (Some of which, I am proud to say, came from my own son's school essay). Of course, the first true proof of Canada's intensions will be a mushroom cloud over America, but Ted Cruz is not one to have a permission slip signed in order to defend his country. The Canucks have already disputed our border, claiming to own Niagra Falls.
Every filthy Canadian (sounds like Cannannite, no coincidence there) terrorist will be smoked out of their igloos soon enough. These savages have bizarre customs such as eating Beaver's tails, taking pilgrimages to communist Cuba every winter, and dressing up as homosexual Village People-style cowboys and engaging in ... Well, their name basically says it all, as they call themselves "Mounties".
Canada coincidentally also contains large reserves of oil. I have also heard that stuffed penguins also make for a wonderful children's toy, so I'll be sure to add of few of them to my collection of rare animals I've hunted.
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Such a tight target grouping - how can you NOT shoot them?
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