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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Dearest Granny Isabella,
If this muslim terrorist insults you just let me know and I will get on the next plane (unless he's on it) to defend you. You know the burden I have for the homersekshul and he's already trying to insult me - er, them - and I'm not fooled by his pretend politeness. I know as a muslime his inherent nature is violence and divisiveness. I bet he didn't even vote for Trump and probably wants to see Bob Barr impeached.
Note how he won't reveal his age because he doesn't want us to know he is a 64 year old from Iraq or somewhere like that, planning the next 9/11. May GOD (not allah, piss be on him) save his soul.
PS: Raven, once again you use pejorative linguisticisms to describe the homer. We do NOT insult people here and these statements do not set well with our Dept of Faith. Nonetheless, I hope the LORD GOD blesses you on our friendly and welcoming forums.
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Oh, thank you so very kindly, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! You are so thoughtful to this old Granny, and Lord knows you mean the world to me. But I'll be OK, so please don't fret about it. This old bird didn't get to be 84 just by having Boy Scouts help me crossing the street. No, sirree! The Lord Himself has been with me through thick and thin, fat and lean, dry and wet, and I am ever-grateful to Him! Why, just this morning, I was singing one of my favorite hymns whilst playing the pump organ in my parlor, and the second verse, in particular, seemed so significant to me:
From "O, God, Our Help in Ages Past" --
Under the shadow of your throne
Your saints have dwelt secure;
Sufficient is Your Arm alone,
And our defense is sure.
Now, you just have yourself a blessed day, Dear Beloved One. And if that Mooslim bothers you, just let me know and I'll be sure to give him a piece of my Godly mind! Lovingly, Granny Isabella.