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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Fair enough, wench. Your unfeigned expression of regret has softened my heart for the time being. However, I feel it is my duty as a True Christian alpha male to issue this rebuke:
You dress like a tart. A man without my rigid moral compunctions might be inclined to m@sturbate furiously to such a photograph, securing himself a place in eternal hellfire!
Proverbs 7:10 |
Young lady (no, Brother Witch Hammer, I'm not talking to you, rather the unsaved girl), I just mailed you some proper women's clothing that the ladies of my church collect for unsaved, girls with loose morals and short clothes. While you are waiting for the package, I'm including a picture of one of the dresses in the package. This was the ad for them, and we included all four dresses. Aren't they charming and modest?