I know, everybody says "France" first thing, but France is merely the standard of wimpiness. For scoring wimpiness, we'll give france two frogs legs worth of courage.
(Click on the nation for more specific details of national wimpiness).
Wimpy: France: Two frogs legs.
Wimpier: Italy: One frogs leg
Wimpier Yet: Canada: half a frogs leg
Wimpiest? My answer will shock you....
Sparta.
WHAT? You say? SPARTA?!?
Yes, I say Sparta. Take a look at the maps.
Here's a close-up of Napoleon's Empire in Europe:
That's what two frogs legs worth of courage looks like.
Put a pea on Greece, and that's Spartan Empire.
A frogs toenail, at most.
Let's face it, anybody can kill a lot of Arabs and Persians. God placed them here to be our punching bags. And beating (though never even conquering)
Greeks? Remember that Macedonia is a separate nation, and they get two frogs legs, dripping with olive oil.
French and Spartan Empires on the same map: