The pope, the deli lhama, an athiest, and Pastor Pistle were on an airplane.
Lightning strikes the cock pit and kills the pilots. There is one parachute on the plane. The athiest grabs it and says,"You dudes believe in God. Let him get you down in one piece!" Then he puts on the chute and jumps out the door. He is promptly sucked into the engine and ground into pulp.
Pastor Pistle then starts ministering to the Pope and the deli lhama about True Christianity. The Pope has a heart attack from guilt. The deli Lhama has an anuerism.
Pastor Pistle gets up and walks into the cock pit and throws the pilot out of his seat and then pastor Pistle lands the plane.