Valentines day is usual same old same old for me. Probably spoil myself to something good like McDonalds premium menu Angus burger. Live a little high class. Take it home turn on the TV or maybe surf the internet.
But what is real fun and ive been doing this for the past severel years now is in the days up coming to valentines day i get out a phone book and i look for all the merried couples in there. I then call them up. If a woman answers I just hang up. But If a man answers, I ask for his wife by name.
Man: "Hello?"
Me: "Hey is Joan there?"
Man: "Who is this?"
Me: [uncomfortable pause] "Wait, are you her husband?"
Man: "Yea! What do you want with her???"
Me: "Oh. Oh shit." [click]
unfortunately i wont be there to witness the fun that I created.
You can also do it with voice mail messages those are real fun. It goes to voice mail. "Hey Suzie its me John, just wanted to know if you can get your husband out of town for valentines day. i found a nice private cabin in the mountains we can go for some sizzling romance. give me a call. I LOVE YOU!"
Now just keep doing these calls over and over. Its real funny because you know the husband is going to be real pissed and probably scream and maybe beat the hell out of his "cheating" wife but shes really innocent. LOL I wonder how many divorces I caused?
