What I don't get is why we allow Mexicans to vote at all. I mean it's fine to let them come across the border illegally to pick lettuce and tomatoes, and hire them to do sub-minimum wage labor at
Taco Bell, just as long as they don't make trouble. Once they start getting uppity, we can always deport them back to Tijuana. That arrangement worked fine for years, but then liberals started a beaner rights movement, and even allowed them to become US citizens!
OK, I understand that Mexicans multiply like rabbits, and that their kids born in the USA technically are "entitled" to citizenship. But our Founding Fathers established Puerto Rico as the beaner homeland, and made sure that Mexiricans don't actually get to vote in national elections. That always seemed like a good solution to me, but for some reason we got the wetbacks driving around Los Angeles in their lowriders listening to gangsta rap, rather than picking lettuce like The Lord intended.
Mexirican putas on their way to a fiesta.
If they're not willing to work for their tortillas, I say we just ship them off to Puerto Rico, where they can feel at home sniffing coke and getting more tattoos. If that doesn't keep them under control, we can always build a wall around Puerto Rico, and charge them for it.