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Originally Posted by Social Construct
The demographics of this town being as backward as they are, is mostly poor whites who are being whipped by those cruel, cruel leather straps.
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The straps aren't cruel. What's cruel is failing to discipline children properly. If you don't beat the insubordination out of them early, how will they be able to submit mindlessly to the authority of the Church when they are adults?
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After a lot of protesting on my part, the problem has been solved. From now on, the school will only use straps made from organic free-range leather.
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The schools switched straps because the new ones cause more pain for the same amount of bruising and welting. It has nothing to do with that organic garbage you lefties are always promoting.