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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Can't you just put them in a sack and toss them in the river?
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If we do that we run the risk of creating gay fish and then gay bears. It is my understanding that Desmoins already has quite a few gay bears and we don't want to start getting them here.
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Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast
Is incinerating them alive an option? That way the animals are put down and their bodies disposed of at the same time and the food-safety gestapo would be off your back. Just an idea. It would be like watching them burn in hell, which unfortunately they will never get to experience since they don't have souls.
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I dont know how we could do this without burning down the animal shelter, but that might not be a bad idea. Maybe we could lure them out with some quiche and Zeke could get them with his flame thrower.