Good News, I Have A Suitor! -
01-19-2019, 09:05 PM
Good evening, ladies! I have wonderful news for you! I have a suitor and he seems like he could be, to use the words of sinful romance-believers, "the one"!
His name is John and he’s 30 years old. He has blond hair and blue eyes (like Jesus) and he’s a great (but straight) admirer of Pastor Ezekiel. He loves steak, pie, and hunting. I met him last week and he says that despite my advanced age and wasted childbearing years, I'd still make a great wife.
There aren’t a lot of Godly men in my area, so please pray this this courtship ends in marriage soon.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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