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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
2. Lifeguards make up unBiblical nonsense like "mouth-to-mouth respiration", an excuse to kiss unconscious people, even if they are married or of the same sex. I don't know for a fact, but a lot of people are saying that next lifeguards will start putting their mouths to other orifices, because "it gets the air there faster".
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Good blessed evening to you, Brother Thurmond. All of that which you have shared with us is alarming, but I am most concerned about these details in Item # 2. If a lifeguard has an infectious disease, then he or she could transmit the disease to the person requiring First Aid. But of even more distressing news is that part about how lifeguards could start putting their mouths to other orifices to get air there faster. For one thing, that just does not sound possible and I think it's most likely a lie from the pit of
. I mean, how in Heaven's name could blowing in someone's ear help at a time like that? A blessed evening to you, dear Brother. Sincerely, Isabella W.