Re: JESUS IS COMING NOW! IT'S CONFIRMED! HE'S TURNING OFF THE STARS! -
02-02-2015, 12:03 PM
I'm packing my bags as I write:
Toothbrush - check
Deodorant - check
Best pure wool suit - check
Shirts and silk ties - check
Clean underwear without holes - check
Polished shoes and silk socks - check
(I want to look good and smell good when I meet Jesus)
KJV Bible x10 - check
Bacon - check
Scotch - check
What is everyone else taking? Have I missed anything obvious?
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