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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!!
Zombies and vampires rise from the dead to drink people's blood and turn them into blood-drinking slaves of darkness that never die.
Jesus rose from the dead to feed us his blood and turn us into blood-drinking slaves of Christ that never die.
That's a world of difference.
P.S. You promised turtle recipies, give us turtle recipies.
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Sort of like an opposite zombie. Instead of him eating us, we eat him!