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alli the hatemonger is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.alli the hatemonger is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.alli the hatemonger is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.alli the hatemonger is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: I like turtles for dinner - 04-26-2010, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
Jesus is NOT a Zombie!!!

Zombies and vampires rise from the dead to drink people's blood and turn them into blood-drinking slaves of darkness that never die.

Jesus rose from the dead to feed us his blood and turn us into blood-drinking slaves of Christ that never die.

That's a world of difference.

P.S. You promised turtle recipies, give us turtle recipies.
Sort of like an opposite zombie. Instead of him eating us, we eat him!
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