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Default Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements - 03-04-2008, 05:08 PM

Pastor Billy-Reubin, Brothers One Eyed Jack, Temperance, Salvation Seeker, Bobby-Joe and Smith! I must thank you on so many levels – your comments are the greatest reward in themselves.

Brother Salvation Seeker mentions the possibility of Salt being an element but then adds a caveat. Remarkably, the caveat is same one that the late Pastor Gideon Malachi (1787 – 1887) addressed in his Seminal work, “With out Without Salt?” (Vol 2 pp3462 -3569 - LBC Press 1838). Brother Salvation Seeker will be pleased to hear that his conclusions are the same as the good Pastor. Salt will appear in the final table if the nitre/lightning mix (Thanks OEJ) can be ruled out.

We here at Landover Baptist University for the Saved have long held that tin is merely a form of iron. However, the verse provided will serve to renew a more detailed look at its properties. As you know, we subject any potential candidate for inclusion in the Table to every verse of the Bible, and are then tested upon 3 Godly animals and 3 ungodly ones, thus the process is long. By newly introduced methods, Soap will be included in the same test to save valuable time

Dross is a complete oversight – I have before me a piece of dross, forced out the sweaty hands of a Red Sea Pedestrian in the Holy Land – and why it is not included, I have no idea. Papers from 1904 show that testing had been done on it here at Landover! Whether it should be categorized as Earth or Water is another matter. The argument for Earth is pretty strong - it looks like Earth. Against, it also looks like someone poured it all over the place and it set, so it might be Water with an absence of Fire. I include a picture.





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Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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