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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 06-13-2008, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
At least it's not a reference to autoerotic asphyxiation. That'd be far more disturbing.

Why would you listen to the music of God-haters? Bands like Slipknot, or Metallica, or Marilyn Manson, or Zamfir, Master of the Pagan Pan Flute, all serve to drive you FROM God.

Just like supersizing your McDonald's Extra Lard Meal, which causes you to focus on gluttony over God.

You don't want to go to Hell, do you? Do you want your Supersized behind to be rendered down for fuel for the furnaces?
No, I dont want to go to hell. That emoticon does not look like its having a good time at all.


For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.--- 1 Corinthians 9:19
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