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Originally Posted by Elijah Mee, PhD
Wow, you're not lying about being German.
Anyway, here are some actual holocaust jokes.
What did the Jew say after his shower?
"I feel much cleaner now, thanks."
Why did the Nazis build a swimming pool at Auschwitz?
Because the Jews were bored.
How do you create a Holocaust?
Torture a bunch of people into giving false testimonies at a show trial.
Why were there more Jews in Europe in 1944 than in 1939?
Because the Holocaust never happened.
And before anyone accuses me of anti-semitism, I went on a school trip to Auschwitz once so I'm a Holocaust survivor too.
I use "anti-semitism" in the loosest sense of the word because most of you retards don't realise that Palestinians are also semenites.
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Amen, brother, even as a Christian Zionist I have to agree.
This morning I was at a place where Millions of Jews died.
The shower.