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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Now I'm convinced that the whole thing is a liberal hoax. Look at this video; they're trying to convince us to throw hair into the ocean! Where's the profit in that?
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Wait a minute Rev ... maybe they're onto something here. Round up all the millions of dogs, puppies, cats and kittens that are just waiting to be euthanized in overcrowded animal shelters and put them to good use sopping up the alleged oil spill. We could kill two stones with one bird.
Free Market Fred could buy them from the shelters for cheap, bag them up in burlap sacks and sell them to the Coast Guard/EPA or BP at ten times what he paid for them. Good ol' American free market ingenuity and an opportunity to turn lemons into lemonade and make a few Million too.
Yea Verily, Hallelujah, Amen!
