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Originally Posted by SpawnOfAzreal
Burn your computer, it's the only way to make it clean again.
Many demons inhabit mechanical hosts, it's quite possible you device has become home to one. An exorcism will do no good, as mech-demons have evolved beyond those methods.
Burn it.
Destroy the files. All of them. They're cyber-material goods and not worth you soul.
And buy a good True Christian brand netbook - we don't want to be prideful or gluttonous with RAM or disk memory.
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Netbooks are for silly gooks with tiny hands, real Christian men need a full-size keyboard to work. Would not be smart to burn it anyways, since I've mounted several poison gas vials inside the chassis, and they are made to break if the computer is moved by a clumsy thief.
When the news report about a man died by sudden colon prolapse*, I know where I should go to get my computer back.
2 Chronicles 21:15
And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day.
*Colon prolapse is medical geek jargon for pooping out the intestines