I am very sorry to sound this note of discord, Brothers, but I, for one, do NOT believe there has been an oil spill in the Gulf.
First allow me to add this map:
As you will note by the "X" denoting the location of Freehold and the accompanying arrows, we here in Freehold are
directly connected to the Gulf of Mexico.
In order to prove to myself whether or not this "oil spill" story is valid, I went to the Des Moines River yesterday, looked carefully over its freeflowing waters and
could not see any evidence of oil in the water!
I then crawled down the river bank and thorougly searched the area for tar balls or oil-covered birds.
There was nothing! No tar balls! No oil-soaked wildlife! Nothing!
Brothers, I submit there is
no oil spill in the Gulf.
This is all a hoax perpetrated by that darkie in the White House!
With all this proof I have offered I am sure you now realize the truth!!