We are the Royals known as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex that are no longer the Royal Duke and Duchess of Sussex. As the former Royals from Sussex, but of our own choice we aren't a Royal Duke or a Duchess anymore, and while we object to the Queen's claim that we can no longer use the word Royal when we are not Royal, nonetheless we don't intend to use the title Royal anyway to sell you our ex-Royal Sussex inspired King and Queen sized beds and accessories. We also have other ideas that are unique with us as ex-Royals and no longer Duke and Duchess of Sussex that are exclusively ours for purveyors by appointment to the no longer Royal that once held the titles of Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
The Canada Song
Sweet Jesus, we beseech Thee, please build that wall and make the Royals pay for it. Amen.