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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
Your average vegan tree hugger avocado toast eating LIEberal hipsters are the main proponents of this bicycle riding craze, and I've done some calculations to show just what idiots they are:
31,000 calories = 1 gallon of gas = $2.50
31,000 calories of avocado toast = $117.80
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Thank you for doing this mathematical calculation, Brother. If we add the additional expenditure of energy used by cyclists in winter (dealing with cold, wind, and driving through snow/ice - all that in addition to nausea caused by consuming such large amounts of avocado toast) it is clear that a vegan cyclist would need even more than 31,000 calories to travel the same distance for which an average car needs 1 gallon of gas.