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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Whichever woman the President fingers for the job, we can be sure that we'll be thrilled with her.
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Well Mr. Trump has promised he's got a woman specially lined up to replace Ginsberg. Let's look at a few possible candidates and what
Trump has said about them to see if we can glean some insight into his mind.
Tiffany Trump
"Well, I think that she's got a lot of Marla. She's a really beautiful baby, and she's got Marla's legs." Motioning to his chest, Trump added: "We don't know whether she's got this part yet, but time will tell."
Cher
"I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn't work."
Steffi Graf
"You never get to the face because the body's so good."
Paris Hilton
"Now, somebody who a lot of people don't give credit to but in actuality is really beautiful is Paris Hilton."
Arianna Huffington
"Unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man."
Angelina Jolie
"Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she's like this great beauty. And I'm not saying she's an unattractive woman, but she's no beauty."
Heidi Klum
"Sadly, she's no longer a 10."
Lindsay Lohan
"What do you think of Lindsay Lohan? There's something there, right? But you have to like freckles. I've seen a close-up of her chest. A lot of freckles."
Bette Midler
"Bette Midler talks about my hair but I'm not allowed to talk about her ugly face or body --- so I won't."
Hmmm, it's difficult to know for sure but I think it's between Tiffany and Lindsay. You have to like freckles.