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Default Re: Elvis Impersonators - 02-25-2011, 05:46 PM

There is even a lezbertarian Elvis impersonatoress who calls herself Elvis Herselvis (and may Jesus have mercy on me for saying such a horrible thing, even to warn people away from abominations), who performs, unsurprisingly, in Sin Francrisco, where she performs unspeakable pervesions on stage.

From Wickedpedophile.org:
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Elvis Herselvis is the stagename of the American actor and singer Leigh Crow, whose rise to international exposure was performing as a female Elvis Presley impersonator. The inimitable Crow still performs as Elvis Herselvis on occasion as well as sings, acts and performs regularly; including performing with the all female rockabilly band called The Mighty Slim Pickins.

San Francisco-based Elvis Herselvis identifies as a "Female Elvis Impersonator" and "Drag King" and has been evoking the King of Rock and Roll for several years. "Elvis Herselvis & the Straight White Males" were one of the most original and innovative Elvis impersonation acts, recalling Elvis Presley with her sensuous vibrato, while wiping the sweat from her brow with the panties of devoted fans. The performer even "satirizes Elvis impersonators and includes in her act a discussion of Elvis's drug problem and sexual proclivities." Crow's uncanny portrayal has made her a popular entertainer in queer clubs and the alternative cabaret circuit in America. In 1993, she also toured Australia.


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