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Originally Posted by Des
Friends, brethren, I don't know how much more pain and suffering I can take. It is now looking more and more likely that Rufus did indeed meet his end in the bowels of hell that are CERN. This broke my heart, as I know that even adorable creatures such as him do not get into heaven.
Then there is my personal assistant of 20 years, Mariko. Every day that passes has her looking more like a withered prune of a 24 year old. No doubt the daily beatings I've been giving her for being so careless as to let Rufus out of her handbag is not helping. Nevertheless, I am now more convinced that I will soon have to trade the old girl in on a newer model. And it took me over a year to bring her up from my standard employment orientation to the level of a competent assistant.
But now something terrible has happened. Something so dire, so callous that my faith (a synonym for trust in this regard) in mankind is shaken to the very core.
Donald Trump, the best and last hope for America, has announced that he now plans to bleed dry the pockets of every working-class American!
This is too much. The most upright, trustworthy, intelligent, diplomatic man the world has produced in this generation has cast aside his integrity and sold out the people when they needed him the most.
I just don't know what to do. I'm so distraught that I don't even want any of the maids to vacuum under my table. This must be what Jesus felt like when Judas kissed His cheek. I'm just...lost. |
Dear Brother,
Please
do not despair. This must all be part of
the Grand Strategy of Jesus to ensure
The Donald's election! Before this, it was important to win the GOP candidacy, to tell the Bible-believing voters how
The Donald would rule.
NOW it is important to gain the
trust of the foolish atheist voters and all means that are necessary must be employed.
The Donald must be following the
Best Advice available, that of the Bible:
Proverbs 16:7
When a man's ways please the LORD, he maketh even his enemies to be at peace with him.
This way
The Donald can make his enemies like him. We have precedents. The
LORD through His prophets told
King Ahab to make a bad move in a war in order to get the king killed. It worked. The king followed the advice (at first he was reluctant but the
LORD persevered) It's thus
OK to fool your enemies:
1 Kings 22:6
Then the king of Israel gathered the prophets together, about four hundred men, and said unto them, Shall I go against Ramothgilead to battle, or shall I forbear? And they said, Go up; for the Lord shall deliver it into the hand of the king.
It's also
totally OK to lie if it is for the Glory of God!
Romans 3:7
For if the truth of God hath more abounded through my lie unto his glory; why yet am I also judged as a sinner?
One might say that this is
The Donald deceiving the nation but that would be
unjust, as the actual issue is not about changing one's mind or lying but about
spreading the Kingdom of God into the hearts of the voters before election day. Deception can be a useful procedure to attain this.
God did it quite often during the Old Testament era!
Jeremiah 4:10
Then said I, Ah, Lord GOD! surely thou hast greatly deceived this people and Jerusalem, saying, Ye shall have peace; whereas the sword reacheth unto the soul.
Anyway,
The Donald is talking abut
economics and deception in that field is not hazardous when it comes to
Salvation, but we'll have to reconsider this if he mentions
circumcision next. That would have deleterious consequences on the nation.
Titus 1:10
For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:
Let us keep on
trusting The Donald and Jesus!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
