Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
10-10-2020, 02:00 PM
I'm glad you brought that up, Brother Dnow. The Committee has been reviewing possible new projects once Pastor Zeke takes delivery of his new Airbus. We're getting ever so close.
We think space has great potential for Pastor Zeke. Live sermons from space would be a first. It would be priceless to see Creflo Dollar's reaction when we beat him there.
I'm not really allowed to say much about it, but I'm on a secret sub committee looking at competition for access to satellite broadcasting. A lot of shady pastors have bought up available capacity that should be used by Pastor Zeke. Should those satellites be brought down and replaced with ones broadcasting True Christianity™? I won't say anything more.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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