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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Mary, I can tell you the thought of you engaged in teenage oral sex incident(s) has me standing up giving a vigorous 2 handed ovation. I only wish it were a blovation. But this is really engrossing testimony! I thought it was only the ex-homos who got their knees dirty like that. I'm sure the pastors would enjoy hearing it.
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Of course I'm not proud of my past, but it does give me a certain kind of insight into the ways of the homosexual - who strives for nothing less than to become a "slutty teenage girl." I think this is a kind of spiritual insight Jesus gave me. Anyway, have you ever notice how every pair of girl's denim jeans has holes cut in the knee? This is so the eventual wear and tear is hidden and she can "assume the position" of Sinfulness without giving away her productivity measures to her ignorant but complicit parents.