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Join Date: May 2013
Location: Godless UK
Emily Brent is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Emily Brent is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: My welcome thread i guess. - 11-15-2019, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa View Post
Based on what you shared about yourself so far, I imagine that you must have 20 or more cats living with you. I'm sure that if you leave your intestines for them, they will find a use for them.
Hello dear, quite the contrary, I have but one cat, Isadora. I do have a handful of orphan girls I've taken in, as an self-started endeavour; Miss Brent's Moral Education of Girls of the Lower Order. Girls must be taught modesty and decency, otherwise, this world, the problem with today is we shall be overrun with babies all squealing to be fed. Do not mistake me, I am not an abortionist. My ship is ruled by firm chastity and a firm tongue.


I doubt they would have use of my intestines.


No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.
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