Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
01-02-2019, 08:57 PM
I once had an Irish man stay in my motel. Mid-March of 2007, according to my records. He was a dimunitive fellow about the height of a child. He had a beard and a shock of wild red hair, over which he wore a green top hat with a buckle on it, and a four-leaf clover sticking out of the belt. He also wore a green jacket with tails, green breeches, white stockings, a green bow tie, and leather buckled shoes with curled toes (queer!) He smoked a pipe, and his breath absolutely reeked of tobacco, whiskey, and potatoes. Instead of cash, he paid in gold doubloons, which he carried around in a black pot.
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