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Default Re: Want to Spread the Gospel? MISSIONARY POSITIONS AVAILABLE! - 02-16-2011, 09:48 AM

God Bless you brother!

As you know from our PM contact and our phone conversation, LBC has been making progress here in Spain and currently have 8 aspiring converts.

Mission work here is of course still limited in its scope, this being a den of former Cathleg-now lazy liberal Latins.

Another hurdle is our lack of a Pastor, so at the moment the Bible Study is being done by myself and Mrs McUiinean. The rewards being reaped are enormous. Our gang of newbies are: 7 young ladies of former Jahoover's Winglesses - all between 19 and 28 yrs old, and a nurse by the name of María Dolores de la Santísima Trinidad Tovago, who has come from a rather licentious background of loose living and one failed lesbiack 'marriage'.

We do not yet have a venue for a Church but Brother Dewitt has been in contact regarding funding, this should run smoothly as there are a number of local officials that María Dolores de la Santísima Trinidad Tovago has been able to persuade to help us. It seems she was an amateur film-maker in her early days and these officials seem eager to acquire some of her confidential work in exchange for waiving of the usual planning permission formalities.


So far, so good Rev. Jim.
Jesus is smiling just as much as I am and my we're gang reaping the benefits of sowing the seeds of Salvation as we plow these freshly turned fields that are the girls in the name of Jesus.

PRAISE THE LORD!!!
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