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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 02-09-2018, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!


There is a reason why God's favorite nation America could care less about soccer while Hell bound nations like Australia, Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Ireland, and Denmark are all playing soccer (some even dare to call it football) all the time. While Americans play God's chosen sports like Baseball, American Football and Basketball the rest of the world is pleasing Satan with soccer. Everyone either involved or interested in soccer will burn in Hell for all eternity.

1st Corinthians 10:31 "Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God."

#1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating!
The most common way to win a soccer match is to trick the referee into giving you a penalty by feigning an injury, to make it appear as if a foul has been committed. Soccer players are specialized in dropping down and pretending to be hurt. They study children of 3 years or younger to learn how to perfect this technique. If the match is very important, like a world championship, they usually just bribe the referee to win. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."

#2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets!
Too weak or slow to play football? Play soccer. Too short or slow to play basketball? Play soccer. Even though soccer doesn't require any athletic talent or advanced motor skills, soccer players somehow convinced themselves to be very special. Huge crowds of drunk soccer fans worship these arrogant brats as if they are Jesus Christ Himself. Matthew 24:24 "... false prophets ... deceive the very elect."

#3 Soccer is mostly about sex and drugs!
In 1974 the Dutch lost the World Championship soccer because their players had so much sex and drugs before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up. Someone even wrote a book about it! Ephesians 5:18 "... be not drunk ..."

#4 Soccer players are extremely lazy!
If you have a very strong stomach and you can watch soccer for a few minutes without puking your guts out, just pay attention to a single player. It doesn't matter which one. Most of the time this player will either be standing still, or slowly walking from one place to another. If you look even closer you will notice all players only cover a small part of the playing field to minimize the chance of getting tired to an absolute minimum. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."

#5 Soccer prevents people from going to Church!
Most soccer training and soccer matches are on Sundays! Satan deliberately designed soccer this way to doom as much people as possible to Hell by preventing them from going to Church! Acts 20:17 "... the elders of the church."

#6 Soccer makes people gay!
Soccer is all about grown man hugging and touching each other in ways only gays would approve off. The favorite part of a soccer match is when the actual match is over and all players can get naked together in a huge shower. There is not a single soccer player in the world who is not gay. It's reasons like this that make ultra-gays like Sir Elton John a soccer fan! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."


#7 God has sent us many signs He hates Soccer!
God has warned humanity many times by sending crystal clear signs that He hates soccer! Clear signs like the Heyse Stadium disaster, the Hillsborough disaster, the Orkney Stadium Disaster, the Ellis Park Stadium Disaster and the Accra Sports Stadium Disaster leave 0% room for doubt that God hates soccer with a vengeance! Luke 18:27 "... The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

#8 Soccer supporters are extremely violent!
If a bunch of soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! Soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. Soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lose every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."

#9 Soccer and fascism are actually the same thing!
No one in their right mind can deny the connection between soccer and fascism. It is very common for soccer fans to wear Nazi symbols and to shout Nazi insults during soccer matches. In German concentration camps zyklon was used to kill as many Jews as possible. For this reason Umbro named their extremely popular soccer shoe Zyklon!

The English (!) soccer team in 1938:


#10 France is successful at soccer!

And to prove for once and for all that God really really hates soccer, just note that France is successful at soccer! Psalm 9:17 "... all the nations that forget God."

All people wasting time on soccer need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and they will burn in Hell along with people wasting time on Tennis, Golf, Cricket, Gymnastics, Swimming, Ice Skating, Lacrosse, Curling, Rugby, Softball, Cycling, Hiking, Horse Racing, Skiing, Snowboarding, Triathlon, Wrestling, etc.
This post is so old. Eight years ago. But I'm going to break it down for anyone who reads this:


#1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating... I would say it's about winning. Cheating is when the referee has been paid to "overlook" certain actions such as pushing, kicking and injuring others. If they pretend to have an injury I wouldn't consider it cheating. Lying yes some do lie, but not all of them. Saying that literally all of them lie is generalizing. Cheating no. Because if it was cheating, it would've been banned to fake injuries a long time ago. But they didn't ban it because, firstly, that will hardly give the opposing team a disadvantage unless they are really good actors and, secondly, their team will have one player less.


#2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets... No. The reason for my answer is, because they never claimed it. You claimed it. They didn't. So I say no. Why are they "worshipped" by "drunk" soccer fans? Well, not all of them drink. Again, that's generalizing. To answer the actual question, because they're proud of their country. If their country wins the championship, then they're worshipped by SOME atheists. Notice how I said some. Pay close attention. Because not all Atheists like Soccer. Period.


#3 Soccer is mostly about Sex and Drugs... One, single, example... From over fourty years ago. It's like, I will invite you to my house. We'll have a bible reading session and we'll do that for many many years. Then one day I'll say "I'll go make some tea" and you suddenly claim "Oh man, he and his children and all the others that know him and will know him in the future are tea addicts." So no, it's not about sex and drugs. It's about winning and earning money and fame. If they don't win, they don't earn as much as they were promised. If you have more examples instead of only one single example from over fourty years ago, I'll be glad you list them.


#4 Soccer players are extremely lazy... Also a solid no. It's about strategy. You think that all soccer players are primitive and all 22 players should run after the ball at once? Think again. They return to their position in defense or offense. Otherwise it's not strategic. Strategy wins. You should know that, that's common sense. Besides, I want to see you running around for 90 minutes nonstop without breaking a sweat.


#5 Soccer prevents people from going to church... Who said that atheists are supposed to go to church if they're atheists? In this particular forum I found out that you all hate atheists. You never claim it but the hate is much stronger of you hating them than them hating you. They don't hate who they don't know. But you don't know them and hate them already. How about you try "To love your neighbor as yourself" -Mark 12:31
It is deliberately played on a sunday as more people are free from work and selling tickets is how they earn money. It is their job so they earn money at all. Which means they are WORKING on a sunday. I don't see you working on a sunday.


#6 Soccer makes people gay... So you're saying, just because they hug, because they have the joy of winning or scoring, they are automatically gay? Who gave you the rights to decide what sexuality they have? I touch my door handle all the time to open the door. Am I attracted to a door handle now? "There is no single soccer player who is not gay." That's something you can not determine unless you ask them personally about their sexuality.


#7 God has sent us many signs he hates Soccer... Heysel Stadium: It was the fault of humanity. I admit, those fans who caused this are stupid. Hillsborough: Again, the fault of the human mind. Disaster occured because one police chief opened the gate to an already overcrowded stadium. Poor decision making. Oppenheimer Stadium: Basic knowledge.. Referee saw a flaw, whistled the goal as not valid, supporters of the opposite team got angry. It was again, mankind's fault. Ellis Park Stadium: Overcrowding. That are fans showing up to an already full stadium. They paid for a ticket and wanted to see the match. Those are all signs of poor decision making and shortsightedness. Besides, if God really hated it, then why does he not kill all soccer players and instead the fanbase? No players, no fans. Common sense again.


#8 Soccer supporters are extremely violent... SOME are. Not all. Stop generalizing. Stereotyping others is an insult. And that is the opposite of "Love your neighbor as yourself".


#9 Soccer and Fascism are actually the same thing... Okay, this is my favorite part. Now, how can I phrase this? Oh, yes. This is one single person, designing a Shoe. This one single person being forced to apologize for designing a SHOE that had the name Zyklon doesn't prove that soccer players are fascists. Besides, do some research, ZYKLON is german and means CYCLONE which is a type of STORM. And I'm not talking about STORMING THE FRONT OF ANOTHER COUNTRY! Also that one picture of England saluting to Germans is a way of respect they showed to the German team ONE YEAR BEFORE the horrible WWII began. They could not have possibly known that Germany would start a war this big. Nobody, not even you, not a single person on earth, is capable of predicting the future. God alone is. And he is not telling anyone when what will happen.


#10 France is most successful... Was.. most successful. Currently it's Germany. Or "The fascists" as you'd say. Again, generalizing others without knowing them personally. All people wasting time on soccer...? So you've clearly forgotten how atheists work. They don't believe in God. That's what Atheists are like. They're not satanists. They're Atheists. You're generalizing again. Not everyone has YOUR believes. You can't tell a buddist to suddenly believe in your religion as it is against their religion. They can't tell you to believe in their religion as it is against your religion. That's how religion works. It's all about the WILL OF THE INDIVIDUAL who chooses to believe whatever religion they choose. "...they will suffer and they will burn in Hell along with people wasting time on Tennis, Golf, Cricket, Gymnastics, Swimming, Ice Skating, Lacrosse, Curling, Rugby, Softball, Cycling, Hiking, Horse Racing, Skiing, Snowboarding, Triathlon, Wrestling, etc." I don't see you being physically active as you had time to write all of this. Physical activities are necessary to stay healthy. Also who allowed you to judge who will and will not end up in hell?


Matthew 7:1-2 1 Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.


James 4:11 11 Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. 12 There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?


Congratulation, sir, you've just commited a sin. And I'm not judging you. I'm stating facts, debunking your hate speech. And yes, sir, you are a hater. Hate is also a sin. You've sinned multiple times by just posting all of this.


"If you find someone who loves God, stay with them. If you find someone who doesn't know God, show them the way. If you find someone who speaks evil, tell them to apologize. If you find someone who doesn't want to believe, don't waste your time with them."


I could go on and on and on. You're so blinded. Just recently I've found an old Poll in this forum, asking people if they're 100% true believers.
The majority says they're "True Christians" but after reading this it makes it clear that the majority picks what they want to believe in the bible, making you a false Christian as you'd call yourselves. And if you're trying to convince me you're a true believer, then stop cherry-picking verses from the bible and stop avoiding verses which speak against your speech. I'm talking about judging others, generalizing others, claiming they're all one and the same stereotype. I am angry. But so was Jesus when he found people cherry-picking verses from the bible so they could have a reason to do whatever they want, and completely forget about the laws.


That goes for every single person in this forum. If you're a true believer, you talk to yourselves about yourselves. Stop involving others who have nothing to do with this. You don't know them as you don't know me. Maybe I'm a christian. Maybe I'm an atheist. Maybe I'm a buddist. Maybe I'm a muslim.
Do you know that? Do you TRULY and UTTERLY believe that you know who I am? That you know who THEY are? You're judging the book by it's cover. You're being hateful towards unknown people. People that never met you. People that never did anything to you. You're being hateful in general. And hate is a strong sin. Work that away and I might forgive you and that might help you realize what you've done.
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