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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 02-14-2018, 11:33 PM

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Handmaiden is a woman not a man. You yourself are the sexist by assuming her gender.
Thank you, sweet Felicity, for defending my honor.

While I am here, I would like to point out some other problems with JustRichard's post.

This person accuses me of being sexist. I have heard black people insist that while black people can be prejudiced, they cannot-- by definition-- be racist. So, I'm going to assume that a woman cannot--by definition-- be sexist.

This person didn't just assume my gender based on my God-granted point of view that girls are not on an equal level with boys, this person failed to note that my name is Handmaiden.

That is just plain dumb. To re-use a turn of phrase from above -- a boy can be a virgin, but a boy can never be a maiden. It's as simple as understanding that while both cats and dogs can have babies, cats can't have puppies and dogs can't have kittens.

Unless, of course, evil Liebral scientists are allowed to continue their work of perverting everything in God's creation into an abomination. It's not bad enough that they teach that God didn't create the universe. They want to overturn His creation to do things that He had the sense not to do!

But that's another outrage for another time. Forgive me for getting off track. Let's get back to being appalled by soccer. We should be able to shut that down before science gives us kuppies and pittens.


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