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Default Re: Introduction - 05-03-2019, 11:42 AM

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My favorite way to rebuke sinners is "before all, that others also may fear." (1 Timothy 5:20)


I have not yet been blessed with a wife or children. Every single woman I have tried courting here in Des Moines turns out to fall in either one or several of these categories:


1) She refuses to call me "my lord" (in violation of Genesis 18:12, 1 Peter 3:6)


2) She either has a job or career outside the home, or refuses to do all of the household chores (in violation of Titus 2:5)


3) She wears pants rather than modest skirts and dresses (in violation of Deuteronomy 22:5, 1 Timothy 2:9)


4) She is not a virgin (in violation of Deuteronomy 22:20-21)


5) She believes in the totally absurd concept of "marital rape" (in violation of 1 Corinthians 7:4-5)


6) She gets her hair cut, or refuses to cover it (in violation of 1 Corinthians 11:5-15)


7) She is older than me, or refuses to obey and submit to me (in violation of Ephesians 5:22-33, Colossians 3:18)


8) She refuses to accept my spankings as an act of love (in violation of Ephesians 5:22-33, Colossians 3:19, Proverbs 13:24, Hebrews 12:6, Revelation 3:19)
I must say it is heartwarming to see a young person taking an interest in decent standards.

Now (and this is not a trick question): what is the greatest threat to America and Jesus?

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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