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Jesus' eternal love Re: Why homo here - 05-16-2019, 05:16 AM

Dear Visitor,

It is wonderful that we have people visiting from the underdeveloped Balkan countries. We do appreciate that you took the trouble to gain access to a computer in the midst of all the ignorance, poverty, famine and brutality that characterize your desolate region. Considering your roots, it is probably a miracle by Jesus that you know even the tiny bit of American that you used, but no doubt you'll improve once you join us in Proper Worship! We have been praying actively that our beloved Brother Mr. Putin would take over your sorry excuse of a country and bring you to civilization. Perhaps you'll join us in this prayer!

Because of your obvious shortcomings, I prepared to you a Welcome in your own Balkan language! How great is that?! Here we go! Gėzohem qė tė takova! A mė kuptoni? Shėrim tė shpejtė! I also have a Bible verse for you in your own language!

Predikuesi 12:13
Tė dėgjojmė, pra, pėrfundimin e gjithė ligjėratės: "Ki frikė nga Perėndia dhe respekto urdhėrimet e tij, sepse kjo ėshtė tėrėsia e njeriut".

As you can see, we are the living examples of the people Apostle Paul mentioned in Colossians! Glory!

Colossians 3:12
Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness, longsuffering;


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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