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Default Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp - 07-21-2009, 12:45 PM

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I can't believe so many of you are pastors and yet you spew so much hate. It is painful to my soul to read all of your malicious comments. God is the only one to judge and I feel that many here will have a surprise come judgment day.

Pastor Ezekiel's own scripture references Damn him and most who post on this hate filled forum.

Those who will be DAMNED:

The Malicious (Romans 1:29)
Backbiters (Romans 1:30)
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26)
The Despiteful (Romans 1:30)
The Proud (Romans 1:30)
Boasters (Romans 1:30)
The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)
The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9)
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Please, if you want to spew your obvious hatred of God and Christians on our Godly forum, do so by starting a thread in the Introduction Forum. Let us know a little about yourself before you tell us all how wrong we all are for following God's words as written in the KJAV 1611 Bible.

This thread is about the rampant homosexuality in professional bicycle racing. If you have a comment about the topic, you may post it here.




To that end, here is a photograph of a homo who skinned his knee and hip when he fell off of his bicycle. He is crying like a baby. In professional cycling, they need a doctor to assist these "men" with their "injuries."

Professional cyclists, when asked how they would like these minor injuries to be treated, stated that any and all injuries are serious, including hurt feelings, and that they would prefer it if their mothers could follow each cyclist in the team cars and "kiss their boo-boos" and tell them that they were "big brave boys" if and when any incident occurred.





Cadel Evans, a noted homo cyclist, is experiencing the pain a straight person would feel if their leg was ripped completely off. Homosexuals have notoriously low pain thresholds.



The logistics of having that many queer parents in various cars turned out to be unmanageable. You see, the average gay person has an extremely low pain threshold and thus needs constant encouragement. To that end, all "racers" have radios in their helmets. The team managers thus become surrogate "mommies", giving constant encouragement and praise to these delicate "athletes" as they ride their bicycles around various European countries.


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