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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
I like the way we do it in Freehold, Iowa. After the fireworks, we have a huge bonfire and burn Satanic works such as Harry Potter books and rock music. A great time is had by all. Be sure to bring hotdogs to roast in the flames!
Of course, it was better back in the old days when we could burn actual witches. Maybe when Donald Trump is re-elected we'll be allowed to burn some Mexicans, just for old time's sake.
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Italians would be better. They are greasier and make for a longer lasting flame. And Italy has a long history of witchcraft.
" Italian Witchcraft is one of the oldest form of European Witchcraft, and second only to Greek Witchcraft, mentioned by Homer and Hesiod, 8th century BCE."