Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
These are the times that try men's souls (and rectums).
|
I hear you, Brother Jeb. A terrorist attack on LAX - I'm not surprised that Muslim terrorists would try to keep such a useful product off the shelves. All American corporations operating either at home or abroad must be on the alert - they are being targeted by Al-Qaeda.
Terrorists attack LAX
Thank The Lord for the TSA, and the NSA (both of which my company operates now that these agencies have been privatized). And praised be our ever-growing prison-industrial complex. Only by maintaining the most awesome security state in history can America remain free!