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Default FPD To Enforce the No-Lifeguard-But-Jesus ordinance - 06-02-2011, 09:43 PM

I am proud to say the Godly influence I had on the Freehold Police Department while I was a cop there has lasted.

I received word from a friend high-up in the department that the FPD will be enforcing the No-Lifeguard-But-Jesus ordinance this summer on all pools within city limits.

For those who don't know, the No-Lifeguard-But-Jesus ordinance prohibits Freehold swimming pools from hiring or otherwise employing "any official to protect, rescue, or resuscitate any patron of any aquatic recreation facility within city limits."

The intention of the ordinance is to recognize God as our one, true protector and keeper. If an 11 year old dives in the no diving area and smashes his head against the concrete floor and floats around unconscious under the water, it is God's will.

Before any of you get upset, yes, we do have Biblical justification for this law:

The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower. - Psalm 18:2

Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? and one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father. - Matthew 10:29

Be merciful unto me, O God, be merciful unto me: for my soul trusteth in thee: yea, in the shadow of thy wings will I make my refuge, until these calamities be overpast. - Psalms 57:1

Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.- Proverbs 3:5
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