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Originally Posted by Bob4God
Freehold Firearms, at the corner of Exodus and Seventh in Freehold, Iowa, is proud to sponsor one of the most ambitious True Christian scientheistic experiments ever conceived!
Penicillin vs. Prayer
One of those groups will be given penicillin to treat their infection. The other will be prayed for regularly by the True Christians of Landover Baptist Church whilst receiving a placebo pill.
If you are interested in making medical history and proving JESUS to the world, please come into Freehold Firearms and sign up to be in the experiment!
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This is really exciting. All these years we thought the only way to treat science was to laugh at it. With this brilliant approach, we can prove scientifically that prayer heals and Penicillin does not.
I think a lot people will want to volunteer. How could a person please Jesus more than to prove wrong the imposters in the scientific community?
Volunteers should remember the prayers we True Christians™ send up to Jesus have a power that remains unmatched by any other so called Christian group.