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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Ah, the good old New York Post, sister paper to the Fortean Times.  How dumb do they think we are? You can tell that photo's fake by the absence of filthy tramps and litter on the platform. |
Oh, yes, dear Sister Joanna; you are quite right here. That photo is fake -- obviously. I mean, there can be no other explanation for it. Mind you, I wouldn't know what the actual subway conditions are usually like in New York, as I've never been forced to use that horrid system. My driver manages to successfully navigate his way through the busy city streets whenever Agatha (my sister) and I visit there, enjoying the comfort of Daddy's 1950 Packard. But, I have heard from several other friends that the New York subway is in a deplorable state, as we see in the attached photos.
Now, what that
bound city really needs is to have its leadership taken over by our beloved,
-sent President Trump! Then, they shall see truly effective management -- the likes of which they have never known!
