China says that COVID19 did not originate in China. Because I oppose Sinophobia, and to a lesser extent because I have a lot of investments there, let's start this project by brainstorming other possible origins of COVID19.
Category 1: behaving as if forewarned:
ITALY: already had pasta stored up. Always wanted an excuse to sing operas from balconies.
Canada: Just before a long period of time to do nothing but sit around indoors, eat pasta, and watch increasingly bizarre news, legalized marijuana.
Russia: Grim Sense of humor. Memes.
Category 2: being conspicuously non-suspicious, as if to hide something
India: Vegetarians.
Category 3: likely to benefit
Isolated Jungle Tribes: soon to be stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
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More to come.
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