Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Unlike some religions that require years of devotion to eke out a nest egg from decades or even multiple lifetimes of low yield investment in good deeds, sacrifice and serving others, the Christian church only requires you make the switch in time. Personally, I set my "retirement date" at the age of 60 to leave a buffer, just in case - getting caught out by dying early risks ending up in Hell!
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I'm thinking we at LBC could sell a
NOW IS THE TIME handicapped walker. Buyers would be told, "Your time is up, repent your sins and come to Jesus NOW." The walker could display a sign, something like "I made it in time. Have you?" Maybe others can think of an even better sign.