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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
Their Cooter Resurrection Unit have made me back into the Woman I used to be.
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What a wonderful story, dear Talitha. However, I suspect there are some cooters which cannot be resurrected; the worn and saggy private parts of unsaved women, for example, hanging down to podgy and misshapen knees. The only "resurrection" that would help their vile bits is that which our Lord Christ endured ... well, not so much the actual resurrection as the entombment which preceded it.
The trouble is three days and nights wouldn't suffice - these cooters need to be removed from polite society forever; let us pray that modern and GODLY medicine advances to a place where the Eternal Entombment of Calloused Cooters is possible.