Some other minor inconveniences the Brits should prepare for:
- Earthquakes
- Volcanic eruptions
- Tsunamis
On 29 March 2019, Britain will leave Europe.
I predict that a
Ring of Fire, similar to that around the Pacific Plate, will spring up around Great Britain, also affecting Ireland and France.
Earthquakes
How should God's elect among the British prepare for earthquakes? By rejoicing! Earthquakes are a sign of the End Times. Jesus is surely coming soon.
Mk 13:8 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows. (
see also Mt 24:7; Lk 21:11)
Earthquakes bring glory to God, especially when they kill lots of people.
Rev 11:13 And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven.
Earthquakes may even break you out of prison if you are ever falsely arrested for your faith.
Acts 16:26 And suddenly there was a great earthquake, so that the foundations of the prison were shaken: and immediately all the doors were opened, and every one's bands were loosed.
Volcanic Eruptions
Volcanoes are an instrument of God's wrath.
Is 29:6 Thou shalt be visited of the Lord of hosts with thunder, and with earthquake, and great noise, with storm and tempest, and the flame of devouring fire.
Brexit will present God with new opportunities to visit His wrath upon the Catholic French and Irish and the atheistic British. But should the True Christian™ be worried? Volcanoes pose no threat if there are more than ten righteous persons in the town or city where you live.
Gen 18:32 And [Abraham] said, Oh let not the Lord be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found [in Sodom]. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake.
Gen 19:24-28
24 Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven;
25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
26 But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.
27 And Abraham gat up early in the morning to the place where he stood before the Lord:
28 And he looked toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld, and, lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace.
But I know ten is a hard ask in Britain. Perhaps you should move further inland on the new British continent away from the fault line. Either that or hope to be rescued by an angel.
Tsunamis
Ever wonder why sometimes the Bible promises something but then it doesn't happen? This is because you've got to
claim God's promises. If there is a tsunami alert in your area, get down on your knees before God and pray, reminding Him of what He said in Job, and then disaster should be averted.
Job 38:8-11
8 Or who shut up the sea with doors, when it brake forth, as if it had issued out of the womb?
9 When I made the cloud the garment thereof, and thick darkness a swaddlingband for it,
10 And brake up for it my decreed place, and set bars and doors,
11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed?
The Irish Border
I predict that all talk of a hard border with the Republic of Ireland will prove moot when the
Emerald Isle shall be rent in twain by the tectonic upheaval, bringing an end to the Troubles and the perseuction of Protestants in Northern Ireland. I suspect the name Peleg will probably enjoy newfound popularity.
Gen 10:25 And unto Eber were born two sons: the name of one was Peleg; for in his days was the earth divided; and his brother's name was Joktan.
The Upside
Britain will be shielded from the migrant crisis when it begins to pull away from France and the Channel Tunnel floods. A ring of volcanic islands will spring up and the distance by sea between Britain and France will grow, making it harder to cross.
It is a mystery to me why none of the secular academics and pundits who have speculated about what will happen when Britain leaves Europe have thought about this.