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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
this is why nobody in the eco-socialist collective will include it in their "climate" "models"
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- [Gazing into his crystal ball] ..I beg your pardon?
- I said "WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE GREAT ECO WARS GRANDPA?"
- (don't bother your grandfather Timmy, he was a great General)
- It's OK, Timmy; we saved the world from the pharmo-military-industrial complex: there were many heroes
- After that, how did we manufacture space lasers to defeat the aliens?
- [the crystal ball shatters] ..W ..i ..g ..d ..dd ..ddd
- (stop asking questions and don't go outside the cave)
Timmy looks sadly at his thistle soup but is the scenario so unlikely when the very source of economic growth is spurned amid the envy of those who never had it? They still had the benefits of course, aircraft, telecommunications, instant messaging, shoes, clothes, submarines and so on but that only made the envy worse. Whether homegrown or an as yet undiscovered tribe on alpha-Centauri makes little difference: there's a tidal wave waiting to sweep us back to the stone age. The machines will wear out, there'll be nothing left for pirates to commandeer and they'll resume bashing our heads in with rocks.
By their own "theories" there are "ridges" in the middle of the oceans, like seams sewn together in an a billowing gown (such as they'd wear at halloween but with less holes) where deep underground, eddies of magma press up, forcing the land higher to form islands and volcanos which then move out sideways, such as East and West in the Pacific, becoming the ocean floor until eventually reaching a continent (Australia or the Americas in this case) and slurping back down under in the subduction zones. The great eddy continues on it's eons-long cycle, they inform us.
Timmy is suspicious.
- But then, wouldn't the islands be sinking?
- [flailing on floor, mouth foaming] Gaaaa-aaa-a-aaaaa-aaaaa ! ! !
- (NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU'VE GIVEN HIM ANOTHER TURN
- GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR ROCK AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THAT WILD NUT WE KEPT FOR DESSERT)
- [aside] it was going to be a surprise, too
She sits down weeping.
Asking questions about topics God has already explained only reveals the folly of empirical "investigation" and scientific invisible "theories" which concerning the oceans has been covered thoroughly already.
Jeremiah 5:22-23 Fear ye not me? saith the LORD: will ye not tremble at my presence, which have placed the sand for the bound of the sea by a perpetual decree, that it cannot pass it: and though the waves thereof toss themselves, yet can they not prevail; though they roar, yet can they not pass over it? But this people hath a revolting and a rebellious heart; they are revolted and gone.