Amen Brother. Of all the things that make me so ashamed of my decision to be a fag, this is the most gut-wrenching regret I have from my career as a profligate and promiscuous sodomite.
Responsible for the demise of trillions of potential True Christians™, I can only imagine how Jesus wept every time my prostate spasmed and I dispatched untold numbers of innocent souls to their tortured deaths inside the filthy rectums of thousands of strange men.
Jesus tells me He has forgiven me, and I am a cured Ex-Queer, but my heart will always be heavy.
In Christ