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Originally Posted by Des
"In Yorkingtonderbyshire on Hamsted a stray cat halted traffic for tense moments today before casually wandering into an alley. Meanwhile in national news, the Queen was unable to find her dentures. And now for the monthly weather forecast rain."
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So true, except in the summer (approximately 2 weeks per year, usually not during the actual summer) when the forecast is drought and water-shortages.
You may also have noticed the profligacy of the BBC in employing a full orchestra to perform live before every news broadcast? For this, every household in Britain where there is
any piece of electrical equipment which is even
capable of receiving BBC television - including computers and cellphones - has to pay an annual tax of $200. This is payable whether they watch it or not and even galloping senility is not an excuse.
And this sort of back-door socialism, Brothers and Sisters, is why
millions of Brits have been writing to American voters, urging them to vote early, vote often, and vote for The Donald.