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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
I often dream I'm being forced to go to the bathroom in front of other people. It's very humiliating. What does it mean?
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That depends on whether you are awake at the time. Christians are able to offer support to one another in such circumstances and I have an assessment program here which I'd be delighted to run for you. My background is not altogether rooted in Scripture, like other congregants here, so whatever you've dreamed is unlikely to shock me (although I will almost certainly be revolted) if you would prefer a home visit you're welcome to drop in any time, I'm here most nights after 3. Do you play guitar? If not I also have some jingle bells and a gong. Together we can set the captive free.
Professional ancilliaries are charged at an hourly rate (or part thereof) do not bring a "dreancatcher"
Oh! Oh! Oh! you haven't been given a dreancatcherbutterflynet thing by a heathen sex pervert have you? It won't work because you are a Christian, but it's one satanic method of getting into you and I will pray for your protection.
Genesis 39:7 And it came to pass after these things, that his master's wife cast her eyes upon Joseph; and she said, Lie with me. KJV
Such disgusting proposals are anathema to us, Mr Machine, but to the strumpets of Egypt it's all in a day's work. Potipher's wife was such a strumpet. I am not. So I understand the contempt in which her husband stood in her eyes. Joseph could interpret dreams and our Pastoral Team have that same Spirit within them. Your concerns will not be unfamiliar to them because they Know Jesus in ways we cannot understand. It's the same Jesus, but His ministry in your specific example will be through them and I'd encourage you to do whatever they say.
Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you. KJV
Jesus sets us free. That is
so cool..
