Attention All Straight Swedish Women:
- Did you know that all your good looking Swedish men spend more time looking at themselves in a mirror than looking at you? Yes, they are all gay now.
- Are you disturbed that all those "toxic masculinity" wolf whistles you get on the street now are coming from lezbean bull dykes?
- Are you fed up with the high taxes of your socialist country that go to pay for a useless Monarch named "Gustaf", and support welfare for violence prone mooselimbs that refuse to go to work making Volvo's?
- Are you sick and tired of hearing the mooselimb call to prayer five times a day?
- Are you fed up with the rising crime rates, sexual assault, and rape in your cities - mostly from members of the "religion of peace"?
- Are you disgusted with your soy boy politicians that refuse to resist Nazi Angela Merkel's calls for "diversity"?
Let's face it, Sweden is fast becoming a shithole country like the rest of Europe and the EU and it's time to get out now before it gets much worse. Freehold, Iowa and the Landover Baptist Church is offering Asylum to all straight Swedish women.
- Thankfully Sweden kicked out the cathylicks, joined the Protestant reformation - and you're one step closer to becoming a True Christian™ and assuring yourself a place in Heaven.
- Freehold is mooselimb free, has low taxes, offers free firearms training, and Trump has promised that America will never be a socialist country.
- Freehold has a large population of virile single and straight manly men that are looking for wives to produce Soldiers for Christ.
- It's been said that blonds have more fun, and there is plenty of fun right here in Freehold - with its many minstrel shows, festive book burnings, Bible (KJV1611) festivals, and Bible re-enactment pageants.
- Bring all your favorite Swedish meatball recipes, they will be a hit with all our Church potlucks and will be a welcome addition to the soy free diets of our Christian citizens.
There is no time like the present to sign up now, introduce yourself and post your picture - you're one step away from being granted asylum and moving to a new life in Freehold.
